What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 01.07.2025 05:24

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
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So, the docs changed it to read
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
So they tried
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
How much stronger is an average man than an average woman?
Still no good.
Thumbs down again.
No go.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
They put up a sign reading
Would people still care about Palestine if there was no Israeli-Palestinian conflict?
Just Forget it!
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
No way
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Everyone loved it.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Next, they tried...
Who was the most ignorant American you have ever met?
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
No, not a chance
Nuts and Butts
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Unacceptable again!
Then came..
Minds and Behinds
Freaks and Cheeks
What thing happened to you as a child that you haven’t let go of to this day?
Hysterias & Posteriors
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Still no good
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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
share office space ...
Another attempt resulted in ...
What are James Potter's flaws?
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Loons and Moons
Catatonics & High Colonics