What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 01.07.2025 05:24

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

So, the docs changed it to read

I am married for 3 years. My husband keeps pressing my boobs 40-50 times a day. He never stops though I ask him not to. What I should do to stop it?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

So they tried

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

How much stronger is an average man than an average woman?

Still no good.

Thumbs down again.

No go.

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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

They put up a sign reading

Would people still care about Palestine if there was no Israeli-Palestinian conflict?

Just Forget it!

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

No way

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Everyone loved it.

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Next, they tried...

Who was the most ignorant American you have ever met?

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

No, not a chance

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Nuts and Butts

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Unacceptable again!

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Then came..

Minds and Behinds

Freaks and Cheeks

What thing happened to you as a child that you haven’t let go of to this day?

Hysterias & Posteriors

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Still no good

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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

share office space ...

Another attempt resulted in ...

What are James Potter's flaws?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Loons and Moons

Catatonics & High Colonics

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